Teaser Tuesday (10)

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

 Grab your current read
 Open to a random page
 Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
 BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

 Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

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I thought that for this Teaser Tuesday instead of posting a teaser from TEMPEST, a book that you will see a LOT of teasers from, I would post something a bit more lighthearted and fun. Or at least bad for the sake of being bad. I found this for $1.00 at the thrift store today so I HAD to buy it. Please forgive me and this sin against books and authors and everything. This week's teaser is from Paris Hilton's infamous CONFESSIONS OF AN HEIRESS. And this is the entire page.

From page 97...

MY LEAST FAVORITE PLACES

• Anywhere with humid weather. I hate to be anyplace my hair frizzes.
• The Hamptons: it's SO tired
• The nudist colony where Nicole and I had to stay on THE SIMPLE LIFE 2. Some people should never voluntarily go without clothes.
• Maine: I went there once. Good lobster, but there's nothing to do.
• Anywhere there's a lot of insects.
• Anywhere with bad cell phone reception.

Paris also suggests you stay at the Four Seasons when visiting Maui. Hawaii is the best place to get a real tan.

CONFESSIONS OF AN HEIRESS is NOT a Book Brats recommendation, unless you want to roll your eyes for 192 pages of photographs and shopping advice. It was published May 23rd, 2006 by Fireside.

So what are you teasing this Tuesday?